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Apparently some fat redneck bastard forgot to pay the bills, and fpdoms.org was down for an unspecified amount of time. This caused a huge fault in the internet, and many other sites were forced to shut down. We want to apologize for any http errors, dns errors, or ad filled search pages you might have been subjected to as a result of our failure.
In other news, there is no other news. Almost five years have passed since the last update, and the MMO drought continues. With nothing but WoW clones on the horizon, it seems like it will never end. Darkfall was not the holy grail that it claimed to be. It's still hanging in there, but it's only worth playing because there is no alternative. Mortal Online looks nice nice from the right angle, but looks can be deceiving. My only regret is that Blizzard didn't explode, burn down, or go bankrupt before WoW was released.
See you again in 2015, L-C
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So hey, it's been a YEAR of WoW stupid. We all got banned for being awesome. Not much more to say about it, other than Blizzard couldn't handle our overwhelming awesomeness, and the VERY-numerous (MEGA-A-LOT) complaints they recieved from newbs being pwned by us. It was size 10 awesome (on an awesome scale of 1-10). In other news, one of our members, Jachyra (a.k.a. solo), got caught sucking his own dick for some dude on a webcam and got laughed at a lot. I guess he got sick of everyone laughing at him and I guess he quit FPDoMS. So, we'll leave his name and picture in the roster as a snapshot of the moment he departed. Oh, we're also all signing up for Pirates of the Burning Sea beta. Check it out. Other than that, we're still kicking ass in IRC, so come pay us a visit and get banned by Spleen, irc.exploiter.org #fpdoms
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THAT'S RIGHT!!! And just in time for WoW. You might be wondering what we've been doing with our time since we last met on the battleground of Dereth2. Well, we decided that we spent way too much time dicking around on the internet and figured it would be best if we went our separate ways for a bit. Some made their way to the real world, some got jobs, a few of us even got married. A few years passed, and we all sort of lost touch. Food didn't taste as sweet, sex didn't feel as great, killing defenseless animals didn't really yield that same sense of satisfaction. Then, out of nowhere Blizzard called up FPDHQ and left a message reminding us that their newest money making scheme, World of Warcraft, will be hitting shelves on Tuesday the 23rd. Our unpaid receptionist, and resident homosexual Lemmi the Shackled to His Desk For All Eternity sent us all text messages about the news. Being the grief addicted dragons that we are, we promised them we would make an appearance. So, that meant a return to shop for some catching up. We had a nice reunion with strippers and whiskey and I think Grogan got pregnant somewhere in the midst of all the hubbub. Anyway, we bring you a fresh new site and an old iconic name, and we'll be sure to keep you updated about our outrageous shenanigans, so check back often, and don't forget to flame us in our message board!
With Love, DUSK (on behalf of the entire FPDoMS team) |
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